Enseñanza Bilingüe en Infantil y Primaria

13 sept. 2012

Father's Day


One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"

"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!

My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!

Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!

Year Fathers' Day in U.S.A., Canada and U.K.                  Fathers' Day in Australia
                                                                                                         &New Zealand
2010 June  20                                                                     September 5
2011 June  19                                                                     September 4
2012 June  17                                                                     September 2
2013 June 16                                                                      September 1
2014 June 15                                                                      September 7
2015 June 21                                                                      September 6
2016 June 19                                                                      September 4

No hay comentarios: